Sky Comparative 2.
The sunset is a different color every day. Fascinating how it can go from pastel to metallic in a matter of days.. Who knows what it’ll be tomorrow?
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
Every humor blogger gets fucked when their irl life becomes more interesting than their online one.
WHERES THE ALBUM FRANK
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.